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Showing posts with label Kick-off. Show all posts
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

To get things rolling.......

I am penning this down at a time when I should actually be convincing clients to buy the over-priced products of the company I work for. I have gotten so good at it that maybe someday I could stand infront of the mirror and convince myself that I am SRK....apart from the thinning hair and bulging belly, medium height and outright laziness I am in perfectly good shape to even put Brad Pitt to shame :-) :-) ........

I decided to write this blog because all great people in the world after they have done all the great things usually tell their stories and we applaud out of sheer respect....but to be fair even the losers(or rather commoners who just couldn't garner critical acclaim for their deeds) like me should get a fair chance to tell their side of the story as well. Believe me when I say this that the stories that losers are blessed human beings with the capability to somehow manage to turn even the most organised and most fool-proof situations into nightmarish blunders........and if not for us who would appreciate the achievers.........we actually set the benchmark.........

I have a lot of un-expressed feelings and desperate frustration within me about my life in general which I shall let out through this blog so I advise you not to take this seriously or literally......try to look for the hidden meanings and feelings and if you do find something please let me know....I have been looking for it for quite sometime now.......some of us just can visualise properly I guess!!!!!!! For example the meaning to this entire paragraph can be summed up as "Bhavnao ko samjho!!!!!"........to the point and yet so vague!!!!!!!!!!! I guess too much of Out-of-the-box thinking went into this last para.

Well as of now I am planning to get my___ ... you know.....out of the chair and get ready to go to my battlefield( read office) as I just received an SOS...."Man Down...I repeat Man Down".....and with my "Roger That" acknowledgement of the crisis , I have to pretty much take charge now........ and by the way the man down was not due to any personal crisis of his but due to his busy schedule of planning for his Honeymoon!!!!!!!!! Every dog (cat,rat,bat or even men) has its day except for the polite natured losers who just cant say no.................See ya next time........
Till then keep rocking and keep losing......remember losing is just winning turned upside down and in the not the not so distant future maybe losers will be heroes and vice-versa and then we shall be called the founder-fathers who showed mankind that winning is actually about losing......."WHAT an insight"......For once I am proud to be an under-achiever...........